Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

NO. 5

I Heart

- Chaz/Bogart (for the stellar Halloween chat)
- cheezy emails/sms’s from Highschool friends
- Carla dela Rosa and her pretty pics
- Abeth Aglugub and her SMS this morning
- my mom who saves my prepaid life all the time
- classy cross dressers
- honest sari-sari store owners (there’s this sari-sari vendor in gabriela barangay who admitted that she’s selling expired stuff)
- Friendster.com for its new features! For a free service like this? Damn, we’re all so lucky. God, thank you for Friendster.
- SLEEP. kung meron mang nabibiling Clinique Bottled Sleep, bibili ako, sampu. sampung libong dosena.
- Angelika dela Cruz, the actress

I-Half Heart

- I have no half-hearts today, walang gray area. it’s either i HEART stuff or er-whatever.

I, er, Whatever

- sexual identity crisis affecting highschool teenagers who keep on staring at me at malls (gusto ko na lang kayong i-hug at paramdaman ng brotherly love…lol)
- Rosa Rosal and her obsession with blood (admit it old whore, you’re a vampire)
- Mang Thomas Sarsa (deng, nasty + icky taste, will never ever put this on anything edible again, panira ng appetite)
- butterflies (they have become so cheesy, enough with butterflies, so circa 90s)
- my Smartphone
- my housemates who think IKO = TRASH
- a book called Mother Rocket, bought it for less but too crappy to stay on my shelf (if you think youll like it, please email: iko_charity@yahoo.com or call 1-800-IKO-CRAP)
- people who think they are better people because they own autographed CDs of Viva Hot Babes, fuck off!

Other Blahs

- Yes, im in need of sleep. I have suffered severe weight loss after a wikend of drinking sprees + too much sex. I really really need that Clinique Bottled Sleep with Honey Essence. Please my dear friends, help me.

- I have found a book which has been missing for a year under a stack of old Philippine Collegian and UP Baguio Outcrop copies. So ano ngayon? A year man. Missing for a year. I do not do that with my books. I HEART my books. Yeh, yeh, its like finally finding the meaning of life.

- I have fallen in love with an angel. Yes, an angel. I am officially in love with Darna, aka Angel Locsin. I am now using all her product endorsements. Wahahahaha.

- I tried to quit smoking. And failed. Tangna, whatta surprise.

Only-in-the-Philippines nga lang naman makakasaksi ng pagbomba ng tubig sa isang dating bise-presidente ng bansa, isang senador, at isang dating gobernador. Sosyal. Dahil yan sa CPR.

Kung sa larangan ng first aid ay nakasasagip ng buhay ang CPR, sa pulitika, ang CPR (Calibrated Preemptive Response) ay kumikitil sa karapatang magpahayag sa mapayapang paraan.

Si Ate Glo talaga, pagka-bibo-bibo. Akala ba ililigtas ng CPR-drama niya ang naghihingalo niyang imahe sa sambayanang Pinoy?

Jusko. Sabi nga ni dating COMELEC Chair Christian Monsod,

"Filipinos are able to bear even hunger; what angers them is injustice."

Tsk.

hahaha. first time ko ulit mag-cafe. ang saya. I HEART Internet Cafes.

Ya no la quiero, es cierto, pero tal vez la quiero.Es tan corto el amor, y es tan largo el olvido.

Matapos mapanood ang isang interview with breast cancer survivors and patients at ANC, i decided to do this post. Isa pa Breast Cancer Awareness Month ngayon.

Fine. Wala akong suso pero sobrang concerned ako sa isyung ‘to. Malaki ang impact ng cancer sa buhay ng mga tinatamaan nito lalo na kung maririnig mo ang mga aktwal na kwento. Isa pa, i have a lot of women in my life that i loooove so much so walang problema kung tatalakayin ko ang breast cancer. I heart girls.

So sa mga friends dyan na akala eh mga wonderwomen silang hindi tatablahan ng kanser sa suso, aba eh kapa-kapain nyo na ang inyong mga dyoga dahil walang ligtas rito. There are a lot of resources online on how to do the self-diagnosis thingy that you could checkout or sa tingin ko mag organize kayo ng Kapa-Salat Overnight Party with your girlfriends para masaya. At kung sa tingin niyo eh taglay niyo na ang mga sintomas nitong breast cancer thing na ‘to, aba eh oras na para magpatingin kayo sa pulis-pangkalusugan o sa pinakamalapit na Health Center sa inyong barangay (wag lang sa mga jowa niyo mga hindot kayo, hehehe).

Yun lang po, bow.

O Dave O Dave*
Crush kita noon pa
Liked your songs
Laging kinakanta…
Pero ngayon, proud ako sayo bakla
Sa wakas umamin ka na.
Amen.

Baduy. Yuck. Pero alay to sa lahat ng hindi pa nagpapalaya. Si Dave nga kinaya, kayo pa kaya? You don’t need to do it right away, syempre kailangan ng masusing pagpapasya. Basta ang bottomline mga pare, you can’t hide in your closets forever, sisingaw at sisingaw din ang tunay na churva.

Haha. Ewan ko kung bakit ko ginagawa ang Gay Advocacy Campaign Online eh dapat Breast Cancer Awareness Month ang tinitira ko ngayon. Newei sa susunod na lang na post yung tungkol sa usapang suso.

*Si Dave ay myembro ng Moffatts, yung apat na teeny boppers nung hayskul na kalaban ng Hanson. Yes maam, yes sir, gay po siya.

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